Do you really look that good today? Are they complimenting you as a form of positive reinforcement because you usually look like crap? Were all the days you didn’t get fawned over and praised sartorial failures?
I ask because that’s the kind of day I’m having. Leave it to me to rip an insult out of the jaws of a compliment.
Just for fun, though, I’ll try to play along. Today I look…
By the way, if you haven’t seen Amy Poehler’s impression of Christian Soriano, you haven’t really lived. It’s after the jump.